I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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