this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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