No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He better not be in your backpack
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
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