love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Randomize
