Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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