if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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