Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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