You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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