I didn't shave. On purpose
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
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