Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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