i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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