Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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