wrigley field is MILF paradise
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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