i just google imaged poop.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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