You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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