"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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