I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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