your room smells of hookers.
And success
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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