Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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