I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
