At least make sure they are 18
Why
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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