I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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