Swine flu. Run for my life!
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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