The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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