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Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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