It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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