why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
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