Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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