somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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