grandma shit on top of the toilet
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
is it fun? or sober?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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