PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
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