I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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