Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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