I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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