so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
My ATM looks so different sober.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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