Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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