I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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