we're blogging at a bar
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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