My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
