If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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