I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
As shirtless as possible
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
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