that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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