Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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