you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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