So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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