$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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