in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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