"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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