I understand Curling. That high.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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