Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
We have started to decorate penises.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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